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Awkward Boy Stories | Shawties Podcast Ep. 3

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Sinead: what’s up guys welcome back to the Shawties podcast with your host Sinead AKA Shonyx and my sister’s Shasha

 

Shasha: Shasha!

 

Sinead: I should let you say your name 

 

Shasha: That’s okay!

 

Sinead: and

 

Shalom: Shalom 

 

Sinead: yeah

 

Shasha: today guys we’re talking about juicy boy stories 

 

Sinead: yes awkward just awkward 

 

Shasha: yeah very embarrassing 

 

Sinead: yeah exposing ourselves

 

Shalom: yeah basically so who’s the star first

 

Sinead: oh obviously the thing is shalom has the juiciest one we’re gonna be honest here okay it’s just the funniest one to me okay that’s why I want Shalom to start off

 

Shasha: okay, since I only have a little bit of stories I’m gonna start with me

 

Sinead: really?

 

Shasha: yeah! 

 

Sinead: okay 

 

Shasha: so one time yeah so one time I was at church and we were uh it was like I don’t know a kids event or something like that and I was watching Shiloh because I’m you know back then I was you know those little baby students in church okay so anyways you know I forgot it was kind of some kind of VBS or something and a boy came up and he was like hey uh hey my friend kind of likes you and not him he’s friends and his friend kind of likes me did he point out the friend no he nodded my way and he nodded like hit the direction but I didn’t really look at that direction because I don’t really care and you know I was colder then I should have been 

 

Sinead: wait, what do you mean? What did you do? 

 

Shasha: I just stared at him, I didn’t even say anything

 

Shalom: well here’s the thing that boy should have come up to you instead of the friend and so, it’s like of course

 

Sinead: yeah why would a good friend be like yo! my friend, he doesn’t even point out the Friday because was there a group of guys there’s one?

 

Shasha: no just one and he walked up to me you know that took a lot of courage to walk out to me and say that don’t be like

 

Shalom: the friend?

 

Shasha: the friend 

 

Shalom: well yeah because like his friends like you 

 

Shasha: but you know what plot twist what if he liked me

 

[Laughter]

 

Shalom: plot twist

 

Shasha: I didn’t think of it just now, anyway, I was cold and he just walked off

 

Sinead: dang

 

Shalom: I don’t think you are cold, I just think you expected like are you gonna walk up to me or anything?

 

Shasha: no, I didn’t look confused, I just go ahead and looked at him 

 

Sinead: she didn’t look confused she was like, wait give the face that you gave to him

 

Shasha: it was like this

 

Sinead: no show the face of the camera 

 

Shasha: oh I like the word plant like this well you guys can’t see me if you listen to audio but

 

Sinead: it’s very stoic it is so, that’s like an old business face it was like

 

Shasha: because I think at that point I was kind of annoyed because it was super loud downstairs and too much going on I like being by myself so I think that was the reason why baby 

 

Shalom: yeah

 

Sinead: that is hilarious that is a 

 

Shalom: well I have a story too and this is a little bit more dramatic than that one so a couple of years back I really liked this guy and I guess he really liked me too and we would exchange glances every now and then like across the room and then like a gone said then we kind of waved and he will kind of wave as well one time when I was in the elevator he as the elevator was going to close he would wave at me until the elevator closed and I was like a wave back and stuff like that it was just like little moments like that

 

Sinead: okay

 

Shalom: and like one time during this church event as you know he was like kind of like the praise leader 

 

Sinead: yeah he was singing up in the praise like he was leading out the praise and worship he was singing and everything like that you know

 

Shalom: I still remember the song even to this day. Does anyone know like Fred Hammond? What’s that song?

 

Sinead: we’re blessed in the spirit 

 

Shasha and Sinead: [Sings]

 

Shalom: yeah yeah so there’s this part of the song where it goes and around and around 

 

Sinead: yeah

 

Shalom: yeah so basically he basically grabbed me into like a little dance and like turned me around in front of everybody everybody

 

Sinead: I saw I saw everybody’s faces they see this like this family like I think they’re pretty well known in the church basically

 

Shasha and Shalom: Really?

 

Sinead: when he yes when he took Shalom and spun her around I saw the faces of all the girls around them were like wait what

 

Shalom: exactly exactly 

 

Sinead: and that was a little confused like huh 

 

Shalom: well yeah it definitely made my day so basically, I was in my head I was like head in the clouds and basically, I just thought about that all weekend 

 

Shasha: awesome you know it is sweet 

 

Shalom: and it’s sweet and so like at one point I think after the event we traveled I think to texas for a little bit because we had an event 

 

Sinead: okay yeah yeah yeah 

 

Shalom: Yeah and then like he would like some old pictures I was like oh yeah I can’t wait to see him maybe that you know maybe this is a chance for him to like you know to ask me out or like you know something more

 

Sinead: right of course that’s what you would expect after something like that 

 

Shalom: exactly and so after a couple of weeks after we got back from texas yeah basically when I got it wasn’t as if he wasn’t acknowledging me it’s like I tried 

 

Shasha: He’s ignoring you

 

Shalom: well yeah basically basically basically and then like after a couple of weeks since I was like this is this doesn’t feel right he’s not acknowledging me at all like basically ignore me and he’s like oh maybe it’s just the game maybe like I don’t know maybe like that

 

Sinead: maybe it’s just the game

 

Shalom: Yeah and then I saw him with this girl and I was like 

 

Shasha: oh 

 

Sinead: with another girl 

 

Shalom: well basically they were sitting like in the pews and I was like hmm that’s she’s new I’ve never seen her before and so basically I see them like sit together talk together and it’s like now is this a friend is this maybe a cousin

 

Shasha: oh no

 

Shalom: and so I was like

 

Sinead: you thought it was his cousin that’s really thinking that 

 

Shalom: well when I was down back I was like oh you know what maybe I’m gonna you know to walk by them a couple of times they went outside I was like maybe I should walk by him you know just to remind him you know I exist so I would do certain things like that 

 

Sinead: Oh my goodness 

 

Shalom: no I’m basically yeah and I would do certain crate kooky things like if he was on the balcony I would go on the balcony if he was in the ground like that’s how 

 

Sinead: girl, girl

 

Shalom: that’s how bad I was and basically one time we were at this outlet mall and then I was you know

 

Sinead: outlet mall like the ones that are outside

 

Shalom: yeah yeah those types of malls and so one day we were with the whole family right 

 

Sinead: yeah it was all of us yeah 

 

Shalom: and we were walking back to the car and then I see these two people walking next to us I didn’t think much of it until I got closer and for some reason, I saw how this guy was like covering his head with his hands 

 

Sinead: huh 

 

Shalom: and so he was walking by and the girl wasn’t even paying attention to me or the family because she was on her phone and so when I glanced up I was shocked to see that it was actually the guy that I liked 

 

Sinead: oh my goodness

 

Shasha: What’s this guy’s name?

 

Shalom: what I’m gonna yell that’s a little bit dramatic okay so basically as he was walking by I stared at him like as he was walking by I turned around I stared at him he stood at me and then basically I kind of lost it and so I kind of ran away I kind of get gasped I got gasped and ran away towards the car and then my parents 

 

Sinead: did you hide behind a mom didn’t you try to hide behind her?

 

Shalom: no I ran like past you guys and then

 

Shasha: I remember this 

 

Shalom: my parents were like wait what’s wrong out loud and I was like and I couldn’t answer them because I was just in my moment you know that was my Hollywood dramatic moment 

 

Sinead: so he just saw you run off like you made eye contact with him and you just gasped first of all because it would have been 

 

Shalom: no my mouth was wide open too

 

Sinead: so you were just like and then you just ran off 

 

Shalom: look I was in my moment okay I was in my moment oh and I forgot to mention prior to that we were actually at Beyonce’s concert and I was like checking his Instagram like okay where is this guy why isn’t he not liking my photos anymore like what’s going on and I saw 

 

Shasha: He used to like your photos too?

 

Shalom: my old photos too 

 

Shasha: okay yeah

 

Shalom: and so I saw and I saw on his Instagram how he was on taking this other girl on out on dates and everything now granted he didn’t like nor dating or anything and we weren’t doing like there was nothing like he didn’t owe me anything and so i 

 

Shasha: but he danced with you right?

 

Shalom: yeah that one time so you know it it was just more on me, that I expected more 

 

Shasha: Nah he was playing you 

 

Sinead: He was playing with your emotions that’s the thing because

 

Shasha: no way liking your old photos covering his face

 

Sinead: dancing with you, and he was covering his face like he did something wrong cause why? You know

 

Shasha: I know because he was guilty, guilty of a charge

 

Shalom: yeah

 

Shasha: wow

 

Sinead: yeah I mean 

 

Shasha: this is a sad story

 

Sinead: Nah it’s funny

 

Shalom: It’s pretty embarrassing I couldn’t keep it cool and just walk off like you know kind of done something like okay whatever 

 

Sinead: I just understand why you didn’t just keep it cool just look at him be like yeah you know I’m better off without you anyway like why would you gasp in his face 

 

Shalom: okay because 

 

Sinead: and run 

 

Shalom: Okay it’s not my character to act cool and uh I’m a little bit more dramatic what about you Sinead?

 

Shasha: oh man 

 

Sinead: awkward stories are me you see I don’t have anything as dramatic as that I have like little awkward moments like okay so you guys know there was a guy that I liked a long time ago early teenage years whatever right just I just remember you know how you said you’re not in your nature to be cool I think for me it’s more like I’ll try to be cool

 

Shasha: wait what do you mean to try to be cool?

 

Sinead: okay well like I think I’m cool and then I’m like yeah I did this right okay so for example and I didn’t realize this until years later okay but at this moment we were doing some kind of hiking thing activity we were in some like girl boy scout kind of thing pathfinders that’s what it was called but basically, we were doing some hiking thing and basically, I caught up to him right and he was like oh hey what’s up he holds out his hand right he holds up his hand and I slap it hard I just

 

Shasha: what?

 

Sinead: just hold on your hand that’s how I did you know I just went

 

Shasha: why?

 

Sinead: yeah so I was like oh it’s like a lower high five or something and now he looked at

my hands at his hands so confused he’s like okay

 

Shasha: he wants to hold your hand 

 

Sinead: no no no no no 

 

Shalom: no he wanted to dab her 

 

Sinead: what I think is that he wanted like you know how you dab up like that kind of thing we just go like oh hey what’s up like that kind of thing like this like his hand was like this so it was like like look put your hand like that like you know like this you know like what’s up 

 

Shalom: yeah 

 

Sinead: that’s what I think he was trying to do but I don’t think I was supposed to just smack it as hard as I can like 

 

Shasha: Sinead that is the funniest thing ever 

 

Sinead: I don’t know why

 

Shalom: It is

 

Sinead: I don’t know the thing is at the moment I was like yeah I did that

 

Shalom: that is funny 

 

Sinead: not until I’m not even kidding not until maybe last year I was like wait a minute was It supposed to do something else

 

Shasha: that is so funny

 

Sinead: oh my goodness 

 

Shalom: oh my goodness okay

 

Shasha: and it was funnier is because I really thought he just wouldn’t hold your hand because he just 

 

Shalom: It was like the sweetest moment ever

 

[Laughter]

 

Shasha: and she slaps it.

 

Sinead: I don’t even know I just slapped it so hard

 

Shalom: no but it was like the opposite sucks like you’re like a girl like wanting to hold a guy’s head 

 

Sinead: that would be obvious I don’t think girls could be like yo dab me up 

 

Shalom: no but what if imagine if the guy just slapped it 

 

Sinead: oh I know that would actually be like I’d probably cry if I held up in my hand and be like just slap it 

 

Shasha: I probably wanted to cry.

 

[Music]

 

Shalom: all right I feel like I’m gonna tell the time where I was kind of rejected by two guys at once

 

Sinead:  what

 

Shalom: yeah so basically was it this year yeah this year me and Sinead was on this online dating thing 

 

Sinead: oh yeah the speed dating

 

Shalom: so basically yeah it was speed dating and it was basically

 

Sinead: wait what you mean you guys at once I got rejected by like 30 anyways so like

 

Shalom: okay no

 

Sinead: people go off no

 

Shasha: no no no wait wait wait wait the speed dating what is this?

 

Sinead: okay so basically, there was an app that was created for speed dating one-minute speed dating where you just talk for 60 seconds and let me tell you 60 seconds is not enough to even but you could barely say your name it’s 

 

Shalom: barely it’s like basically fifteen seconds

 

Sinead: I know most of the conversation is wow that’s a pretty name or like how do you pronounce it because who’s gonna pronounce Sinead right 

 

Shalom: exactly exactly 

 

Sinead: for Shalom, oh Does that mean peace? at least yours like they knew it Shalom med they were like “Sineed”.

 

Shasha: there’s a celebrity named Sinead, Sinead O’Connor 

 

Sinead: they don’t know Sinead O’Connor 

 

Shalom: okay so basically and at one point if you two if both of you matched up 

 

Sinead: then you can chat later

 

Shalom: yeah that yeah you could chat later so basically at the end of the night, I was talking to everybody I was talking to was old like

 

Sinead: oh yeah the problem is that the age range wasn’t like

 

Shalom: it was ridiculous

 

Sinead: setting stone so you know we got a couple of you know like maybe 60-year-olds from Africa or something like that

 

Shalom: I remember this one guy he was like really like grumpy and he just like hello and I was like hi and it’s like how are you doing and he’s like good 

 

Shasha: you’re probably his oldest daughter

 

Sinead: I remember like you’re so pretty you know I just like that kind of thing I was like whoa and it was like the old man I was like the thing is there was no hang-up button

 

Shasha: there was no hang-up button?

 

Sinead: no hang-up button you just have gotta wait for the 60 seconds to be out but it is like I can’t wait to get to know you more and I was like oh my goodness

 

Shalom: I think I know what you’re talking about cause we used to talk to the same person

 

Sinead: yeah the same person

 

Shasha: wait a minute so tell me about this the story you got rejected twice, Shalom

 

Shalom: rejecting twice okay basically at the end of the night the next day I actually um a couple of hours later two guys matched me and they’re like the kind of message me saying like hey I kind of get want to get to know you and 

 

Sinead: wait, oh yeah we can take it there 

 

Shalom: yeah they kind of wanted to get to know me I was like yeah I definitely want to know you too and so I talked to one guy and basically, the conversation was like hours apart like I was trying to play the game you know he’s just saying like okay like I’m going to try to text hours away from you know initially text well I guess I waited too long because I tried I answered like eight hours later and basically he didn’t answer back and I was like oh well forget that one and that was the one that I really liked and then the other one I was like okay so I was kind of talking to him more you know I basically told him about myself and stuff like that and then I kind of got a little weird 

 

Sinead and Shasha: what do you mean?

 

Shalom: So you know it was like basic conversations one word and one like yeah I do this I do that and then it was weird I think he was talking about we’re talking about camp right and then I told the story when we went camping back in 2014. 

 

Sinead: yeah 

 

Shalom: and so I did this wrong rant and it was basically out of character between my other texts that I did 

 

Sinead: You did a long rant?

 

Shalom: of camp yes it was super long

 

Sinead: like a bad rap about how you hated it or like 

 

Shalom: Yeah and it almost sounded slightly kiddish by the way I was testing it and then I think he got so turned off he was like oh okay like it was basically like okay bye and it never answered back and I was like okay forget it this is not for me 

 

Shasha: What?

 

Sinead: oh my goodness do you think it was spammy?

 

Shalom: no no no no because like the other conversations 

 

Sinead: she really hates camp

 

Shalom: no because like the private conversation I was talking you know kind of normal one-worded text you know 

 

Sinead: yeah like short sentences like small talk then all of a sudden

 

Shalom: but that one I decided on 

 

Shasha: he was like I triggered her

 

[Laughter]

 

Sinead: oh my goodness well at least you got two guys to message you but I did I get no messages after meeting like how many people did I think of 30 or more

 

Shalom: right right

 

Shasha: yeah I thought that was most people that went there though I mean Sinead you think that all of them got messaged back?

 

Sinead: maybe maybe not I don’t know but all I know is that I got nobody to message me back 

 

Shasha: I’m just saying

 

Sinead: I mean I didn’t message anybody anyways but I’m saying like

 

Shalom: well it’s their loss it’s their loss they don’t know what they lost okay?

 

Shasha: I gotta be honest, you really want to date someone up completely like a stranger from online?

 

Sinead: I don’t know you know honestly because you know that we have a friend that actually met someone online they’re getting married and it turns out like they actually have the same background and everything they meant online 

 

Shasha: oh 

 

Sinead: yeah so like online relationships could work out depending on the person

 

Shasha: I feel like speed dating now 

 

Sinead: speed dating don’t know about speed dating because literally, I’m telling you most of those conversations will be like so what’s your name how do you pronounce your name sinead Schneed Schneider sneeze Schneider no like honestly like what 

 

Shalom: at least you were the topic 

 

Sinead: either that was like how was your day I’m good nice um you like marvel movies yeah but what I’m sorry like

 

Shasha: yeah you can’t get married over speed dating guys

 

Sinead: I don’t know maybe it was me failing with the conversation may be another side I don’t know all I’m saying is that I kept my energy up as much as I could but by the end of it I was like no no 

 

Shalom: yeah yeah this is why I don’t think i

could deal with like things like tinder

or anything like that 

 

Sinead: yeah that’s a whole other beast out there 

 

Shalom: Yeah I mean like I like when people like to say that you know they met through Twitter because I don’t know I feel like that’s even a little bit more accurate

 

Sinead: you can’t see yeah but sometimes people don’t post their faces on Twitter so I don’t

understand that yeah

 

Shalom: no but they post their family sometimes like and themselves I feel like it’s a little more personal than Instagram it’s like a whole persona that you’re just like 

 

Sinead: I guess but you know people on Twitter have a persona too though I don’t know maybe it is more honest I just never really heard of a Twitter relationship worked

 

Shalom: Are you kidding me? I hear so much 

 

Sinead: well you know what I see people meet through Twitter, I do see that 

 

Shalom: yeah so much, well I have another embarrassing story

 

Sinead: Why do you have a lot of embarrassing stories?

 

Shalom: I just think about it you guys just like to block it off 

 

Sinead: well I just have like smaller ones like awkward conversations like I remember this one conversation and I’ll tell you later I let you tell your story first

 

Shasha: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait tell us 

 

Shalom: yeah I want to hear yours

 

Sinead: yeah I just remember one time this is the same guy I just I remember one time he was like he came to me he was like hey what’s up you know we had this regular small talk conversation it was going so well and then it got going and then it got quiet for a second I didn’t know what to do but you know as a young teenager I’m like okay when in doubt ask what your favorite thing is I was like what’s your favorite movie genre he looked at me like what are you doing?

 

Shasha: wait, so instead of being a normal person who gradually gets up to like the first thing we like doing your free time on movies or you know you just burst out?

 

Sinead: I just burst out with what’s your favorite, no and there was a long pause of silence before that so and then I was like what’s your favorite movie genre? and he was like uh he answered I can’t remember what his answer was but then after that, he was like I got someone i

gotta talk to so I’m like I gotta go and be like I was like bye

 

Shalom: but I can tell that that same guy really liked you because remember the time when we were like we were all in a prayer circle right you know at the end of our Sabbath school, yeah and then like I had to do something I was you know you know

 

Sinead: you were right like here you were beside me yes 

 

Shalom: yeah I was 

 

Sinead: behind me 

 

Shalom: yeah I was beside you and you and he were holding hands about and we’re about to bow our heads and I had to move something I don’t know what I had to move but then I went between you and him as they as you guys were holding hands. 

 

Sinead: What?

 

Shalom: yes I went in between you guys and then he was like what is this and then he just moved aside and went to hold your hand on the other side because no one’s holding your hand on that side

 

Sinead: wait I didn’t you know see I remember that day because like I was like oh wow we’re holding hands whatever that kind of thing I was like but I remember I only remembered the part

where he held my hands on this side I didn’t even know that you had come between us on the other side like yeah

 

Shalom: yeah because I didn’t want to hold those strangers hands

 

Shasha: can you guys simplify the story I’m like what is going on 

 

Sinead: okay we were gonna do a whole prayer circle kind of thing Shalom was standing right next to me on my left she left to do something and he took the opportunity to hold my hand on my left.

 

Shasha: oh

 

Sinead: but then shalom came back stepped right in between us and then held my hand instead and he was like what in his head I guess and then he went around and just held my hand on the other side but I didn’t really realize that at the moment I just thought that 

 

Shalom: and by the way you guys for those who don’t know we had like these prayer circles where everyone would just hold their hands and just like bow your heads.

 

Sinead: yeah the whole youth group

 

Shasha: You know what Shalom that’s so funny how you just discharged them

 

Shalom: no I was oblivious I was totally, no I’m very oblivious and it was like remember that time we were at this other church in Florida right, and this guy and his girlfriend were sitting together right yeah and I didn’t know it at the time but like and then I as we entered into another sabbath school I went to go sit like in between them 

 

Sinead: why did you? how in the world?

 

Shalom: I’m very oblivious I don’t know why

 

Sinead: Shalom you’re telling me you saw two people sitting together and you’re like I’m gonna sit right in between them 

 

Shalom: and then it wasn’t until later I was like oh they’re dating when I saw them like talking about it

 

Sinead: Oh my goodness why are you

 

Shasha: You’re so funny 

 

Sinead: Why do you do this to yourself?

 

Shalom: I don’t know I honestly don’t know it’s like a

 

Shasha: what if they’re brother and sister though?

 

Shalom: no they’re really dating 

 

Shasha: no but they just sit next to each other they could be brother and sister you know

 

Sinead: but even brother and sister wouldn’t be weird if someone came up to us and just sat right in between us like

 

Shalom: I know because as sisters

 

Shasha: there’s like a free seat there’s a free seat 

 

Sinead: was there a free seat? or did you just like it?

 

Shalom: it was crowded and I was like oh like empty space

 

Shasha: yeah yeah I don’t see it as bad

 

Sinead: oh my goodness 

 

Shasha: it’s that empty space

 

Shalom: no but they both stared at me like what the

 

Shasha: well they should have been they shouldn’t have been um staying apart

 

Shalom: valid but still

 

Sinead: you feel awkward no but I don’t even think it was it was an empty seat or was it 

 

Shalom: it was sort of empty but I kind of was squeezing between them

 

Sinead: Shalom!

 

Shasha: Okay, I keep on trying to defend you but

 

Sinead: she’s really trying her best to defend you here man

 

Shasha: That is so much!

 

[Laughter]

 

Shasha: ah my stomach hurts, the more you talk about it the more it gets worse

 

Shalom: that’s such a little story

 

Sinead: I know that’s okay 

 

Shalom: you must just forget it but still

 

Sinead: the little things 

 

Shasha: no I’ve never heard this one 

 

Sinead: but me either I’ve never heard this

 

Shalom: I think you know them 

 

Shasha: no 

 

Shalom: I think one of them went to the college with you 

 

Sinead: no are you no was it really them?

 

Shalom: it was a girl, not the guy 

 

Shasha: you’re speaking in code

 

Shalom: no but you know what she looks like 

 

Sinead: okay okay oh yeah

 

Shasha: it’s on you say if they see you again

 

Shalom: no she’s graduated she’s long graduated

 

Shasha: trying to ruin a romantic moment

 

Shalom: have you guys ever done like accidentally

 

Sinead: accidentally like what get in the way of someone else’s relationship

 

Shalom: I don’t know I don’t even want to say that but like awkwardly

 

Sinead: okay 

 

Shasha: Shalom go running through while holding hands

 

Sinead: you’re going in between a couple no Shalom you seem like the opposite of the matchmaker here.

 

Shalom: I didn’t do it on purpose, you guys!

 

Sinead: Oh my goodness

 

Shasha: just kidding that was funny 

 

Shalom: oh yeah I remember when I was younger we’re at grandma’s house and this pastor came and he was a pretty young man and I was very curious about him I don’t know why as he was about to leave I asked him are you married and do you have children I asked and then my mom our mom and dad they were like whoa whoa

 

Shasha and Sinead: how old are you?

 

Shalom: I was very young but I wasn’t even doing that and out of interest in hey I was like I was very curious about this I was like hey like do you have children my age like I was just asking that 

 

Sinead: oh did you say that or did you say do you have children?

 

Shalom: no I think I asked are you married or do you have children it was one of those questions but it was just it was very very weird as a young person 

 

Sinead: that is a very interesting question to ask I just been hearing all these stories I never heard of

 

Shasha: that’s funny I thought you wait did you actually, say do you have any playmates 

 

Sinead: no no no she said do you have children are you married do you have children 

 

Shalom: no I think I asked are you married it was one of those because I was curious to see if you had kids my age because you know how you just like when adults come over there you know you’re always thinking like hey yeah maybe they brought home their children so we can you know hang out 

 

Sinead: okay but like that’s just I don’t think that you worded it right

 

Shalom: no I didn’t I did it I was very young I would say a lot of out of pocket stuff like 

 

Sinead: Why do you have somebody’s stories?

 

Shalom: one time we were at grandma and grandpa’s house and we just finished watching this Christmas movie and during the Christmas movie the children were crafted in this cabin and they had that Christmas in the cabin 

 

Sinead: okay 

 

Shalom: and I was very distraught and as we were about to leave I asked grandma and grandpa mom and dad they’re all in there and then they’re about to leave like mom what if we could crash our car then we get stuck in the cabin and then all the dust look at each other and they laughed and I was embarrassed and I just walked away 

 

Sinead: oh no

 

Shalom: that’s sad and funny

 

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Shasha: this didn’t happen to me but something embarrassing that happened in my school someone peed on someone

 

Sinead: I didn’t know they didn’t expect you to bring that up

 

Shasha: it’s a large I think of an embarrassing story 

 

Shalom: it’s more than here’s the thing I reach into the subconscious of my mind and I embrace that memory

 

Sinead: Oh I know I remember 

 

Shasha: Wait, can I tell a story?

 

Sinead: yeah tell your story 

 

Shasha: yeah so I was just sitting in class and then the guy came in and he had it was wet all over his shirt guys it was so sad he was like and then the guy okay first of all now that I’m old I’m like how’d the guy pee on him?

 

Shalom: no because you know-how in those boys bathrooms there’s like this open sink

 

Shasha: he was soaked how did it happen

 

Shalom: Shasha you know how boys like to play they like to like fool around especially at that age he probably was like

 

Shasha: That was so mean! Like a hose?

 

Sinead: Oh my goodness

 

Shasha: anyways he looked really guilty and I don’t know what happened to him I was

like oh shoot that was sad 

 

Shalom: okay so you’ve reached into your subconscious and you reached a memory of someone else’s embarrassment

 

Sinead: someone else’s embarrassment, oh wow Shasha do you not get embarrassed?

 

Shasha: I don’t remember getting embarrassed, oh one time I wasn’t in someone it was a church we used to go at I walked in on someone going to the bathroom but that wasn’t embarrassing for me I was more like oh man I shouldn’t have done that but I that was more embarrassing for that person 

 

Sinead: man I feel like that you have like a wheel of steel like emotions of steel where you don’t get embarrassed easily because I feel like that I get embarrassed but I just push it out of my mind I’ll never remember it again

 

Shalom: you see it you’re getting pretty high jokes at the thanksgiving Christmas or Christmas table you just pushed away all the funny memories

 

Sinead: i literally 

 

Shasha: first you guys do it to yourself you did not have to say what’s been moving you didn’t have to run away 

 

Sinead: you did not have to run away man that was 

 

Shalom: oh that’s on you though let’s focus on you 

 

Sinead: look look look can you guys bring up anything that I’ve said exactly so I don’t really have any I can’t think of any more embarrassing stories that I remember because I just don’t 

 

Shasha: not just boys in general like in general 

 

Sinead: not in general, I’m trying to think of times I’ve gotten embarrassed I literally push it out of my mind 

 

Shasha: oh remember when we were on the first day of our church um we were throwing up all-day

 

Shalom: I would say that that’s more sad more than that it’s embarrassing

 

Sinead: are you kidding my first time going to a new place with a bunch of new people a bunch of the people our age and they’re like wow the new pastor’s kids are here and we’re just throwing up we’re laying on the old woman next to us and she’s like she’s patting our heads like it’s okay man 

 

Shasha: but you know 

 

Sinead: we’re throwing up in the bathroom a couple every five minutes you don’t think it’s embarrassing 

 

Shasha: but that’s not really embarrassing we didn’t care we were just still sick 

 

Shalom: yeah I was too sick to care

 

Sinead: I mean that’s facts, but I’m just saying

 

Shasha: That’s not embarrassing 

 

Shalom: and by the way guys this all happened because we ate old supermarket food 

 

Sinead: yeah

 

Shasha: yeah I know another time I got really sick and threw up all day I ate chicken pot pie I used to not be I guess vegetarian so I ate that and I never ate chicken pot pie again okay 

 

Sinead: she gets triggered every time we said chicken pot pie

 

Shasha: I’m like, please please don’t, just call by the initials don’t even say the word literally 

 

Shalom: but why is it that the younger you are the more you throw up and then the older you are like you just never throw up

 

Shasha: that’s so true why is that well I don’t understand how Shalom doesn’t throw up every day because of the food sometimes she cooks it’s ridiculous

 

Sinead: She’s eating wild food.

 

Shasha: like dates and

 

Sinead: dates and avocado what is that?

 

Shalom: dates avocado with potato chips dip try it it’s good okay?

 

Shasha: Do you really have to put on oatmeal?

 

Sinead: no no

 

Shalom: yes! it’s good 

 

Sinead: no cause oatmeal’s already stiff enough

 

Shalom: no because it’s because it gets creamy

 

Sinead: no no it just gets even stiffer 

 

Shalom: you guys don’t listen to them I am a great chef 

 

Shasha: she’s a great chef but

 

Shalom: they don’t have an acquired taste 

 

Sinead: yeah you have to have a Shalom taste buds palette or something

 

Shalom: it’s good okay compared to me who is creative but compared to you who’s bland as

 

Shasha: yeah yeah 

 

Sinead: okay okay you don’t have to use that word you don’t say I’m bland 

 

Shalom: yes you are bland I literally see you take a piece of bread and just eat it like no butter no jam no nothing

 

Sinead: look sometimes you gotta do to just keep eating at least Shasha, she eats little pockets of things that are good throughout the day and you know she has a good choice of what she eats she even spices it up a little bit but you 

 

Sinead: look just because I can eat a salad without salad dressing does not mean you have to eat 

 

Shasha: ew that’s disgusting

 

Shalom: That’s disgusting 

 

Sinead: no because you know why because I just want to get it over with when I eat a salad I don’t want to like I don’t care to like spice it up or everything I’ll just be like okay I’m just shoveling this into my mouth and then pause and then I’ll just eat it quickly and that’s it because like I want to get to the other good food that’s why that’s what I do when I’m eating blandly 

 

Shasha: that’s like drinking water without seasoning at first

 

Sinead: what 

 

Shasha: you know okay okay so have you guys

been on tick-tock where the woman says

you know um this is how you season water

you put whipped cream

jelly beans and a whole bunch of other

stuff display with the water 

 

Sinead: I’ve never seen that in my life you’re capping 

 

Shasha: no I’m not I’m not capping you guys you guys see that her children don’t want to drink water it’s like what’s it called an s-a-t-i-r-e where it says

 

Shalom: satire 

 

Sinead: Saturn

 

Shalom: no you know how when it’s a comedy you know you don’t want to 

 

Sinead: oh satire 

 

Shasha: yes a satire comedy and she’s like my children don’t like to drink water so I put whip cream jelly beans and a whole bunch of stuff you guys comment down below you know what I’m talking about

 

Sinead: I’ve never heard of that

 

Shasha: it’s like a way of flavoring your water

 

Shalom: that’s so disgusting I probably didn’t like water when I was growing up but now I love the water I love water 

 

Sinead: water is the adult drink you know you’re an adult when you like water 

 

Shalom: I don’t even like juice anymore 

 

Shasha: me i like juice but every now and then it’s not a dude 

 

Sinead: it doesn’t hit as much as water ice-cold water

 

Shalom: Ice-cold water

 

Sinead: I know y’all don’t do you all

rock with room temperature water?

 

Shalom: I do 

 

Shasha: no

 

Shalom: I do no that’s when you’re an adult when you just don’t care about cold water anymore

 

Shasha: what do you mean? making stuff up now 

 

Shalom: no literally like you really want to wait a couple of hours for it to be cold-cold?

 

Shasha: yes 

 

Shalom: you guys 

 

Shasha: I’m more thirsty if I drink warm water

 

Sinead: that’s facts I don’t I will it doesn’t quench my thirst

 

Shalom: I don’t know I just think that’s healthy to drink temperature water

 

Shasha: you’re making stuff up now

 

Shalom: oh man 

 

Sinead: oh my goodness I have a question, what do you think is the best tip to say not embarrassed by anything?

 

Shasha: oh man

 

Shalom: you don’t I always think in your head people don’t care about you they care about themselves and with how they’re embarrassed 

 

Sinead: that is facts that are actually facts people are not really thinking about how the man they must be really embarrassed right now um unless they’re like a bully or something like haha I care about how much how embarrassed they are but like a regular person doesn’t think like a man they must be so embarrassed right now and they think about it for the rest of their lives no they actually don’t they’re not excited am I embarrassed

 

Shalom: wait actually I actually remember this one time

 

Shasha: another story?

 

Shalom: no-no but it’s like a very very lesser story I was entering this building on this college campus and this girl called out to me and she was like hey and she waved and I kind of wave back I was like hi and she’s like hi and I was like hello and then she’s like hi and I was like hi and I just like run away because I thought it was a little weird 

 

Shasha: wait wait 

 

Shalom: so maybe I do remember some people here I know she was embarrassed but I was embarrassed for her 

 

Shasha: why would she say hi?

 

Sinead: why were you embarrassed for her?  

 

Shalom: I think she was I think she mistakes me for someone else

 

Sinead: oh

 

Shasha: what?

 

Shalom: so you know how I just said that you know people don’t remember your embarrassing thing I remember her embarrassing

 

Shasha: that is so funny 

 

Sinead: Okay, in general people don’t remember other people’s embarrassing moments like the kid in Shasha’s grade who was soaked by you know and someone waving hi to someone who thought of someone else in general besides that people don’t remember your embarrassing

moments and I guess I’m trying to help people out make them feel like people are always watching 

 

Shasha: wait, what if she was just trying to say hi 

 

Shalom: no but it was why was she 

 

Sinead: yeah it sounds like she was saying hi like she knew her what if the embarrassing thing is that you actually didn’t know her and you just didn’t remember her 

 

Shalom: no because I saw this person in my life 

 

Shasha: well

how much enough you forgot

 

Shalom: I’m homeschooled I don’t remember most people I mean people I don’t meet a lot of people 

 

Shasha: that’s true 

 

Shalom: well any other tips on yeah just move on don’t dwell on it tomorrow is another day 

 

Shasha: right focus on in the present 

 

Sinead: but also when you embrace those embarrassing moments and be like ah that was a funny thing that happened to me and then that’s it like see it as literally just a funny thing that happened to you like

 

Shalom: exactly 

 

Sinead: you know see it as like a Reddit story that you just laugh at right it doesn’t have to be a huge deal because usually, it doesn’t necessarily completely change your life it’s just one you know small embarrassing moments happening at all of us even if I don’t remember it I feel like I blocked them all out but that’s okay in fact do what I do block it all out just forget it

 

Shasha: exactly 

 

Shalom: or embrace it and become a comedian or embrace it and become a comedian that’s a fact people love funny people guys if you’re funny I will love you I love funny I’m gonna marry a funny person because literally, I need that

 

Sinead: I feel like you’re already a funny person

 

Shalom: thank you that’s such a huge compliment you guys honestly when you embrace certain things that make me see that you are a confident person 

 

Sinead: that’s true because being a comedian you have to embrace every part of your life and be able to make it into a story a joke but there’s a sad moment the funny moments embarrassing moments the happy moments the awkward moments you got to embrace like all of those things you know and make it into comedy and that just shows that you’re confident in whatever you went through no matter what it is 

 

Shalom: yeah you see Shasha I see I love you know the confidence that you show even though you don’t get embarrassed I love the fact because 

 

Shasha: no but you’re more confident because you know why only if you’re tested a lot see if you’ve tested a lot with embarrassment and you’re confident like you sharing your stories that’s confidence 

 

Sinead: yeah if you were embarrassed you wouldn’t if you were still embarrassed about it you wouldn’t share those stories anymore like you’d be like 

 

Shalom: but I feel like that’s one element of you know confidence I feel like your confidence is that you don’t dwell on anything and even if you can’t really 

 

Sinead: you don’t overthink, you definitely don’t overthink

 

Shasha: It never happened to me though, you can’t overthink something if never happened to you 

 

Sinead: are you

sure it never happened or it’s happened

and you just don’t overthink it?

 

Shasha: no never happened I don’t, never happen

 

Shalom: but you know being embarrassed it’s a choice I honestly

feel like that’s a choice 

 

Sinead: really?

 

Shalom: yeah

 

Shasha: oh that’s controversial 

 

Sinead: no I think it is I don’t think you don’t have to be embarrassed if someone falls you can choose to be embarrassed or you cannot choose or choose not to 

 

Shasha: wait what was the emotions in Riley’s head 

 

Shalom: Riley’s

head? 

 

Sinead: in inside out?

 

Shasha: yeah 

 

Shalom: there’s fear sadness 

 

Sinead: disgust 

 

Shalom: disgust, anger, and joy 

 

Sinead: yeah

 

Shasha: so there’s no embarrassment 

 

Shalom: embarrassment is like, it can fall into one of the categories

 

Sinead: embarrassing like a mix of fear because embarrassment is like fearing what people are thinking of you basically, that’s what embarrassment really is 

 

Shasha: oh that’s true

 

Shalom: and that’s what I think and that’s what I find from you you don’t feel like other people think 

 

Sinead: you do not care what other people think and I think that’s why you don’t have an embarrassment 

 

Shasha: why do you think they did disgust then 

 

Shalom: because I think disgust is like a 

 

Shasha: no disgust isn’t even an emotion 

 

Sinead: it is 

 

Shalom: it is I saw this documentary actually where Pete doctor I think he directed inside out and he was talking about how he was studying emotions and how why he chose those five emotions actually 

 

Shasha: but disgust is such a minor oh by the way I don’t even touch what you guys said thank you guys know thank you so much for complimenting me on that I’m just still wondering though disgusting it isn’t even a big emotion like 

 

Sinead: oh wait now I remember another embarrassing story 

 

Shalom: really 

 

Sinead: sorry continue

 

Shasha: oh you know Marley’s staying where it was like a new memory like the vault

 

Sinead: oh yeah the new memory vault 

 

Shasha: You’re remembering it

 

Shalom: I love that oh wait before we move on okay so we talked about me and we talked even though you block out memories I’m glad that you don’t dwell on it and that’s the other thing that’s confident like you just don’t dwell in the past

 

Sinead: yeah because I don’t think I blocked it out because I was that embarrassed I just genuinely don’t remember

 

Shasha: oh yeah

 

Sinead: Things that don’t feel important to me I genuinely just don’t know terrible memory honestly 

 

Shalom: no no you don’t

 

Shasha: tell quickly then before you forget 

 

Sinead: oh no yeah yeah i

 

Shasha: if you want to say it 

 

Sinead: yeah no this is more of an awkward moment like basically the same guy

 

Shalom: the same guy wow this guy’s been through it

 

Sinead: the same guy so there was like a whole event down like you know we had those you know social events or whatever and he was there and I said hi to him we talked a little bit and this other girl comes right and she says hi to him because we haven’t seen him in a while she says hi to him she gives him a hug or whatever then he turns to me and of course it’s loud in this social okay i can’t really hear him well so he says something right and I’m okay this is a complicated story because i’m preoccupied I’m opening a candy cane and i know this sounds really good it sounds really random but I’m opening a candy cane for my little brother at the moment who was like open this for me you know with this little kid voice open this for me while he’s hugging this other girl right then he turns back to me and he says something I’m like you want a candy cane and I’m like he’s like what and he’s like no I was like where’s my hug I was like awkward side hugs and finished opening the candy cane gave it to my little brother

 

Shasha: you’re very helpful you’re very helpful

 

Sinead: no but like it’s the fact that I was like you want a candy cane

 

Shasha: wait why did Shiloh have his candy cane 

 

Sinead: no no no I was just like I was probably gonna tell them where the candy canes were like you know

 

Shalom: that’s my first time hearing that

 

Sinead: oh my goodness that was one that just kind of came to me right now

 

Shalom: that is so funny 

 

Sinead: oh my goodness 

 

Shasha: you’re very confident

 

Sinead: what do you mean

 

Shasha: I mean

 

Shalom: I think he liked it I think he liked your personality

 

Sinead: what my awkwardness?

 

Shalom: yeah I think it was cute

 

Sinead: I’m just you know what you said just said you’re oblivious I’m just oblivious because I was like

 

Shasha: no Shalom, you’re not oblivious if you were oblivious you wouldn’t have noticed that he was trying to hide his face 

 

Sinead: yeah that’s true

 

Shasha: you were very aware

 

Sinead: yeah the fact that you were aware of that you caught the details of that 

 

Shalom: it wasn’t two years later until I was like oh he was hiding from me okay

 

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Shalom: so guys the topics here embarrassment how to deal with the embarrassment 

 

Sinead: and some other random topics that were kind of thrown in like how some of us eat very bland and some of us eat very weirdly 

 

Shalom: and like throw up for some reason 

 

Sinead: yeah okay yeah this was quite an all-over place kind of 

 

Shalom: no but I feel like the main thing was embarrassment embarrassing awkward moments

 

Shasha: I have a question for you guys comment on your embarrassing balls

 

Shalom: yeah 

 

Sinead: yeah cause you know what I kinda want to read it I want to read your embarrassing like any embarrassing or awkward moments that anybody wants to share 

 

Shalom: and then we can react to it

 

Sinead: I would react to it 

 

Shasha: and whoever has the best embarrassing moment gets pinned in the comments 

 

Sinead: yeah

 

Shalom: I think so all right

 

Sinead: so uh thank you guys for joining us in this podcast we will see you in the next episode 

 

Everyone: bye

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